We got Advent Calendars. Steve forgot to eat a few days of his, so he was catching up this morning. In the wrong order.
Steve: (eats)Om. Snowman.
Me: You just ruined the surprise for me you know.
Steve: No, I didn’t. I didn’t tell you what the picture was, just the chocolate.
Me:(opening it) Oooh, a bear wrapping presents.
Steve: That’s a reindeer you dickhead.
Merry Christmas, everyone.