A conversation from this morning:
Me: ‘ Blah blah blah…£10 a week food budget from now on so that we can afford to buy furniture for our house.’
Steve: ‘ We should have a £10 love budget too! I love you.’
Me: ‘um, okay…sure…’
Steve: ‘Love is free, we’re £10 under budget now. What shall we do?’
Steve: ‘£20 food budget’
And that is why I can now afford cakes and a sofa.
In other news, if ANYONE has any free furniture we’d be happy to take it off your hands. In exchange you can come look at our stunning kitchen and weirdly attractive purple stairs.